From dear reader raging-apathetic:
“Joanna, please tell me your sad lack of pop culture knowledge does not extend to the Goonies!”
Oh it does, my friend. It does. I’ve had people get visible angry and yell at me, “Well, don’t BOTHER seeing Goonies now! IT WON’T BE THE SAME!” You’re right. You know why? Because I’m pretty sure it’s stupid, and you all saw it when you were also stupid. But we’re smart now. Use your brain for something else.